*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
    *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
    *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
    *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
    *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
    *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
    *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me


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